Ok, hold the show. Before we get started here, I need to get something off my chest. I hate emails of any kind that imply I am going to suffer some form of bad luck or something because I didn't fill out a survey or forward an email a friend sent me. I mean, golly, I despise the whole idea. I'm a nuerotic person for Jeebus's sake. I don't need that kind of pressure, especially since I will just feel tricked. I'm despicably lazy- that's a fact. But another contributing factor to the "Well I won't be surprised if DAVE won't send this back" way of things is: Someone lied to me. Oh no you say? Oh no? Do I send people emails that tell them they suck? No. Because that's mean. I also don't send people emails that call for participation. It's like if a televangelist called you and asked why you couldnt send any money. There are feelings of guilt, a vague sense of betrayal that your friend would do this thing to you, and a general sense of failed promise for the email itself. Now I'm sure some of you might think I'm being just a little bit hard on the subject matter here, but it's something I had to go off on at least once. Also, if you send me an email survey, and it goes down to the part where it asks who you think will send it back, don't further the hurt by not even mentioning. I mean, you sent it to me. It had that annoying message at the end, did you just do it for kicks? All that having been said, in a completely uninspired turn of unoriginality, I have decided to do several surveys my friends have sent me. At this point you're probably curious as to why I bitched about it to begin with if I was just gonna chump it up and do some? Well, the disdain is still there, but on some level I suppose it *is* kind of interesting. Ur help me. Here we go:
1. What time is it? 3:25 AM.
2. Name: David
3. Piercings? No, but I mull it over every once in awhile.
4. What is the most recent movie that you saw in theater? Uh, Brokeback Mountain. What? Everyone was doing it.
5. Place of birth: Ft.Worth
6. Favorite Foods: Most of them. Oh, and burritos. Burritos are ingenious.
7. Ever been to Africa: No. That's where we get all the sicknesses. No offense to Africa.
8. Ever been toilet-papering: Nah.
9. Love someone so much it made you cry: Yeah.
10. Been in a car accident: Yes.
11. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons. My salads could always use more crunch.
12. Favorite day of the week: Whatever day I don't work.
13. Favorite Restaurant: Chipotle. Mmm.
14. Favorite Flower: Cherry Blossoms I think.
15. Favorite sport to watch: Olympic ping pong is great once they really get going. The Chinese just do not like to loose at that either.
16. Favorite drink: Dr.Pepper. Cherry Coke too. Man I loves me some Cherry coke.
17. Favorite ice cream: Phish Food - Ben and Jerry's.
18. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney.
19. Favorite fast food restaurant: Chipotle.
20. What color is your bedroom carpet? Once it was tan.
21. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Driver's test? Oh yeah. I did pretty well.
22. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: hi5.
23. What do you do most often when you are bored: You're looking at a good example. I play a lot of games too though.
24. When is bedtime? It varies. I'm afraid I'm not very practical.
25. Who is the person most likely to respond to this e-mail the quickest? HA. It's not an e-mail! But to answer your question I dunno.
26. Whose responses to this questionnaire are you the most curious about? Jesus's.
27. Favorite TV shows: Buffy, Firefly, Arrested Development, Angel, House, Robot Chicken.
28. Last person you ate with: Josh!
29. Ford or Chevy: Ford?
30. What are you listening to right now? My A/C.
31. What is/are your favorite color's): I like Blues, Greens, and Browns.
32. How many tattoos do you have: None. I am not a rebel.
33. How many pets do you have: 1. Rocket is so fat.
34. Which came first, the chicken or the egg: I dunno, and I don't appreciate questions like that. I'm bound to ponder it the next time I eat an omlette.
35. How many people are you sending this e-mail to: None! Ha ha!
36. What's the last thing you think at night? It varies. There's always that vague sensation of pleasure that I get to sleep.
37. What time did you finish this questionnaire? 3:43 AM.
And, alike so:
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? David Stuart Guest
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Computer hum.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? An Orange. That poor bastard didn't stand a chance.
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes, and no I won't tell you what I wished. Don't be rude.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Cyan.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? They are medium pimpin', yes.
10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I want to believe you care, but all you want is answers from me.
11. FAVORITE DRINK? Dr.Pepper! No, wait- Cherry Cola! No! Pepper! No, Cherry coke! No, hold on......
12. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Mandarin vodka and sprite.
13. FAVORITE SPORT? I dunno. Most electronic sports suck. Why are you looking at me like that? Oh fine. If I had to really choose...uh, soccer. Sure. Soccer. Good ol' football.
14. CONTACTS OR GLASSES? Glasses.
15. # OF SIBLINGS? 1.
16. FAVORITE MONTH? November.
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Burritos.
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Fog.
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT? I play violent video games, or I rant.
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? G.I. Joe.
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Both, as long as it's not like family reunion style.
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Again, I'm going with both.
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO REPLY? "THE POWER IS THEIR'S!"
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Couldn't say.
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Why be pessimistic?
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Apartment and 1 roommate.
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I'm not sure. I know it was during a movie on TV though.
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Comics, some trash.....aaaaand....a yellow cup.
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Probably Josh. He's cool like that.
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched movies.
33. FAVORITE SMELL? New clothes smell.
34. WHO INSPIRES YOU? Money, My brother, 3rd world kids that smile, My friend Josh, My friend Andy, My order taker at Chipotle, My mom, Neil Gaiman, Superman, my muse.
35. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Zombies! But not really anymore. My friends have been providing a steady support group for years.
37. FAVORITE CAR OR TRUCK: A midnight blue 1969 El Camino with chrome siding, rims, and blue plush interior.
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? I'm certain the Sunflower isn't it, but for some reason it's the one jumping out to the front of my brain right now.
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Strangely enough, I'm not quite certain. Huh. I think I have like 4 keys rockin on the ring right now. What am I? A doctor?
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can make the attempt. Does that count?
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? I guess I'll always love Saturday some.
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Had dinner with my family, and then later on my friends gave me *further* props. Good times.
43. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? No. Do I get a discount on organs if I have one? I should probably get one though.
44. FAVORITE ANIMAL? Ocelots, Pandas, Penguins, and Puppies are all high on the list. today however, I'm in a Wallaby kind of mood. Hop, hop, hop.
45. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT? I imagine it might be Japan. I've never been there, but I keep planning on vacationing there at some point.
46. FAVORITE AGE? Depends on what she tells me. "Aha ha h.....*sigh*"
47. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Game Informer.
48. FAVORITE WEB SITE? IMDB! I'd try to pretend something else, but who ARE we kidding?
49. FAVORITE SOAP OPERA? Passions. For purely Buffy reasons though.
50. FAVORITE LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH? I do enjoy me some Japanese.
51. DO YOU YAHOO? Sometimes, but only cuz the other kids said it was cool.
52. HAVE YOU? Laws yes. M-O-O-N that spells debilitating social disorder. Just kidding. PM me if you didn't like that.
