Normally I wouldn't complain, cuz people take those God and Jesus fellas pretty seriously, but I've found that I must get something off my chest. You see, at my job, there are several vociferous co-workers there who seem to think that I could solve a lot of my problems with a jump on to the Christian band wagon. Baptist even. The Bible, it is implied, is the one book missing from my library. When I make the polite shoulder shrug, these people laugh and say I'll come around- then they'll point out that..Gosh, I'm so smart and I've got so much I could contribute. Well, here's the deal. I am not religious. I have some key problems with religion. For example - faith. Now I understand the concept of faith. The problem is, it can't really be applied to your daily life in anything but small doses, because as Webster's points out, faith is belief that is not based on proof. Faith is also defined as "in truth" or the trust in God and in His promises as made through Christ and the Scriptures by which humans are justified or saved. Kind of strange huh? If we go with the definition I picked out, and then take a head nod at "in truth" then trust is asking a lot isn't it? Don't get me wrong, my personal issues with commitment aren't the only thing holding me back. I'm also dubious of any text that people tell me preaches love and understanding, but then encourages the people who tell me these things to form groups to support anti gay, abortion, or racial harmony movements. Sure, some will be quick to point out that a group can't speak for a whole movement, but then we start drawing political parallels don't we?
At my work though, there are people who wish for me to have a blessed day. This vexes me. It's also an indication of the problem here. You could get me to concede that the universe may have been created by something god-like. I don't have much of a problem with this, it's got a good beat and I can dance to it. But then there are people who want me to believe that, not only did this God create the universe, he then rushed along and created Earth and took this big vested interest in events here. A little egotistical of man, but then man is the instrument of God. Ok. Then when The Bible was created. I'm ok with this. I like books. The Bible even has some ideas in there that seem like good sense to me. I probably shouldn't covet my neighbor's wife. Right on, sounds like good advice. Except that there are people who say it is not advice. I need to listen or I will go to Hell. But what if I already have a sound moral compass? My Mother and Father, despite any other mistakes were pretty quick to hand me one, and they never dangled Eternal Damnation over my head if I didn't snap to. They were progressive like that. But you know what really gets me? The people at work telling me I need to get religious fast, are the same people who take everything the bible says at literal value.
Wow.
It's not ok for me to draw a correlation between the creation of Adam and Eve and actual Evolution ( Eh, we capitalize Bible a lot). It offends these people when I imply maybe the whole "made from mud and clay" bit might somehow be metaphorical. I mean when someone says "A mighty fortress is our God", he doesn't just start making clacking noises and transform into Ft. Knox does he? I hope not. That's off putting. Some of my co-workers also tell me that they would embrace science if it could explain things....Like reproduction. They don't wanna hear any noise about Fallopian tubes either. Go figure. But the thing that really sticks in my craw, is where they imply my life will improve if I just start praying. So here's the deal. You know why something improved for you when you prayed on that job interview the night before? You used your own skills, your own intelligence, and your *own* initiative to get it done. That's not God people. That's you. But my co-workers are comforted by this idea. Which I guess will make it easier if they ever need to grieve because it wasn't really the drunk driver's fault, it was "God's plan." Which sometimes gives me this mental picture of God and the Devil playing "Go Fish".
"Got any 7's ? "
I'm not saying my life is great, but shouldn't I work on it for me, before I resort to asking deities for help? God's supposed to help those who help themselves?
Please not that most of your "fringe" religions don't bother me at all. I guess cuz they are on the fringe. Also, Mormon's are surprisingly unassuming, and like super polite. No, really. Hare Krishnas are ok too. THAT's mainly just lip service though. But seriously. I don't want to piss off any group that voluntarily sings and visits airports all day.
Have a decent day people.
Friday, October 13, 2006
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Bees are on the what now?
Apologies friends! I was using the broken arm comment as a metaphor describing the damage my car suffered (I.E. broken bones and possible internal bleeding) compared to the damage suffered by the other fellows car (A bloodied nose). I had thought I was being clear, but several people were concerned. So, I am whole of body. Matter of fact, I could probably lose a few pounds. Being fat was all well and fun when my metabolism was a little faster, but now that the ol' buffet buster is slowing down, well, it makes it harder to enjoy those Fritos. Speaking of Fritos, I have been on this super heavy Fritos kick lately. I need to nip that in the bud. Fritos are almost like anti nutrition. It's amazing how much salt and grease they can actually pack into one bag of those tasty little guys. You guys ever go into a snack trance? I mean I haven't done that in years, but the earlier today...I dunno...That satisfying crunch, coupled with the delicious salted corn- I got through a third of the bag before it occurred to me to pace myself. The weirdest thing about this chip eating, is I am not usually a big chip fan. I mean I like them, but it seems like in the last two months I've been eating chips like they were going out of style.
This brings me to my other problem....I am NOT busy enough at work. I mean, I love my gig, do not get me wrong, it's great. I mean I get paid to do very few things. BUT, that means that 65-75% of my shift (though its gotten better) is devoted to me staring at a monitor screen and trying to remember to move some. No exercise, and to keep myself up, I drink sodas and eat sweet shit. Which is actually getting old. Rapidly. I know! I know! Trust me! I am *not* looking a gift horse in the mouth, but neither do I have a stable to put said gift horse in, so it and I sort of just glance sheepishly at each other.
Regardless of the important issues just discussed, I hope you are all doing well. Shemsi, you're not a suck friend. But...One of you IS. Mwahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
This brings me to my other problem....I am NOT busy enough at work. I mean, I love my gig, do not get me wrong, it's great. I mean I get paid to do very few things. BUT, that means that 65-75% of my shift (though its gotten better) is devoted to me staring at a monitor screen and trying to remember to move some. No exercise, and to keep myself up, I drink sodas and eat sweet shit. Which is actually getting old. Rapidly. I know! I know! Trust me! I am *not* looking a gift horse in the mouth, but neither do I have a stable to put said gift horse in, so it and I sort of just glance sheepishly at each other.
Regardless of the important issues just discussed, I hope you are all doing well. Shemsi, you're not a suck friend. But...One of you IS. Mwahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Monday, July 31, 2006
Well, fuck.
I was in a car accident just before 12am. It was my fault, regardless of the factors involved. The other person's car has the equivalent of a black eye, I suffered a broken arm and possible internal bleeding car wise. Physically I am a little shaken, but otherwise unharmed, the other driver is ok as well. This is just to let people know what happened to me, I'm sure you can all understand if I don't want to make a super long post about it. I'm feeling kind of like the world's biggest asshole, but otherwise I'm surprisingly calm. I don't have much else to say. Wait, no, I still have one good "FUCK!" left in me. Ok. Yeah. That about sums it up.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
In Which A Long Gap Of Time Is Condensed
Yeah, I know right? Quite the dry spell. I could not for the life of me decide there was anything I wanted to blog about. It was weird. But that's neither here nor there, let's move on.
I quit my old crappy security job. I know! Yaaaaaay! I had finally had enough of that happy horse shit. So I went and got myself another job! That's right! Who needs 'em! Turned in my two weeks notice, filled out an application for my new job and everything. It was a surprisingly fluid transition.
So, yeah I got another job, like I said, and I'll be damned if I allow anyone to jerk me around at this job.
That having been said, this security job is much better than my last. Heh. They even pay me more money. Plus, when they screw me, they at least seem apologetic. You'd be surprised how much that helps. The really amusing thing about my job is that, while I feel I'm getting a better deal, I actually do less at my new job than I did at my last job. Though, I get to wear a 100% polyester blazer while I am at my job. That does at times suck up a storm. I mean, it's 100% people! Most of you have probably been there! You don't know whether to move as little as possible, or go out and fight crime, because surely such an uncomfortable fabric was meant to be used as a bulletproof, flame resistant fabric as is only fit for a hero's rugged life. Sadly. It is neither, and merely accomplishes being overly warm. Hot even. Like I was saying though, considering most of my job consists of patrolling a building with an A.C. of Asgardian proportions (Cold is the new warm!) the gig isn't exactly taxing. I patrol the Cafeteria building, so that amounts to two floors I walk, and if I really stretch it out it takes about 15 minutes. That's if I'm really stretching too. I check doors to make sure they are locked, kitchen appliances to make sure they are working, or that the appliances that shouldn't be on are off, I walk the new office area being put in, and I occasionally go into The Catacombs. This is a claustrophobic set of stairs that leads low and back into the loading and car storage dock under building 7. The stair well is not well lit at all, but the dock area proper is. Regardless, there are so many nooks and crannies there, I generally start daydreaming about having a can of mace or something. Whole area has a very "L.A.R.P." Feeling about the place. I keep expecting to walk into one of the rooms and see a very shocked 33 year old virgin with his hands crisscrossed in front of him and screaming "I'm invisible, you can't seeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" as I kick his sorry ass out.
Otherwise, pretty much no other real big news in my life. I've been playing more video games, and reading a little more of this and that, though primarily a lot of Heinlen. Right now I'm reading Tokyo Suckerpunch. The verdict? Not too shabby at all. On my 1-10 as a book? 7. Good pacing, nice setting of tone, and characters that are fantastic, but still oddly believable. Western and Eastern cultures strike me as probably one of your more difficult synergies to create, and Isaac Adamson does an admirable job, especially when he seems to also be injecting quite a bit of very enjoyable "pulp noir". On my 1-10 for witty repartee? Like, a 9. There are just some great moments in this book. Huh. That was almost a book review. Oh dear. You'll hear from me soon about some of the things I've found funny later. You know. In my blog. Salute!
I quit my old crappy security job. I know! Yaaaaaay! I had finally had enough of that happy horse shit. So I went and got myself another job! That's right! Who needs 'em! Turned in my two weeks notice, filled out an application for my new job and everything. It was a surprisingly fluid transition.
So, yeah I got another job, like I said, and I'll be damned if I allow anyone to jerk me around at this job.
That having been said, this security job is much better than my last. Heh. They even pay me more money. Plus, when they screw me, they at least seem apologetic. You'd be surprised how much that helps. The really amusing thing about my job is that, while I feel I'm getting a better deal, I actually do less at my new job than I did at my last job. Though, I get to wear a 100% polyester blazer while I am at my job. That does at times suck up a storm. I mean, it's 100% people! Most of you have probably been there! You don't know whether to move as little as possible, or go out and fight crime, because surely such an uncomfortable fabric was meant to be used as a bulletproof, flame resistant fabric as is only fit for a hero's rugged life. Sadly. It is neither, and merely accomplishes being overly warm. Hot even. Like I was saying though, considering most of my job consists of patrolling a building with an A.C. of Asgardian proportions (Cold is the new warm!) the gig isn't exactly taxing. I patrol the Cafeteria building, so that amounts to two floors I walk, and if I really stretch it out it takes about 15 minutes. That's if I'm really stretching too. I check doors to make sure they are locked, kitchen appliances to make sure they are working, or that the appliances that shouldn't be on are off, I walk the new office area being put in, and I occasionally go into The Catacombs. This is a claustrophobic set of stairs that leads low and back into the loading and car storage dock under building 7. The stair well is not well lit at all, but the dock area proper is. Regardless, there are so many nooks and crannies there, I generally start daydreaming about having a can of mace or something. Whole area has a very "L.A.R.P." Feeling about the place. I keep expecting to walk into one of the rooms and see a very shocked 33 year old virgin with his hands crisscrossed in front of him and screaming "I'm invisible, you can't seeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" as I kick his sorry ass out.
Otherwise, pretty much no other real big news in my life. I've been playing more video games, and reading a little more of this and that, though primarily a lot of Heinlen. Right now I'm reading Tokyo Suckerpunch. The verdict? Not too shabby at all. On my 1-10 as a book? 7. Good pacing, nice setting of tone, and characters that are fantastic, but still oddly believable. Western and Eastern cultures strike me as probably one of your more difficult synergies to create, and Isaac Adamson does an admirable job, especially when he seems to also be injecting quite a bit of very enjoyable "pulp noir". On my 1-10 for witty repartee? Like, a 9. There are just some great moments in this book. Huh. That was almost a book review. Oh dear. You'll hear from me soon about some of the things I've found funny later. You know. In my blog. Salute!
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Survey Says
Ok, hold the show. Before we get started here, I need to get something off my chest. I hate emails of any kind that imply I am going to suffer some form of bad luck or something because I didn't fill out a survey or forward an email a friend sent me. I mean, golly, I despise the whole idea. I'm a nuerotic person for Jeebus's sake. I don't need that kind of pressure, especially since I will just feel tricked. I'm despicably lazy- that's a fact. But another contributing factor to the "Well I won't be surprised if DAVE won't send this back" way of things is: Someone lied to me. Oh no you say? Oh no? Do I send people emails that tell them they suck? No. Because that's mean. I also don't send people emails that call for participation. It's like if a televangelist called you and asked why you couldnt send any money. There are feelings of guilt, a vague sense of betrayal that your friend would do this thing to you, and a general sense of failed promise for the email itself. Now I'm sure some of you might think I'm being just a little bit hard on the subject matter here, but it's something I had to go off on at least once. Also, if you send me an email survey, and it goes down to the part where it asks who you think will send it back, don't further the hurt by not even mentioning. I mean, you sent it to me. It had that annoying message at the end, did you just do it for kicks? All that having been said, in a completely uninspired turn of unoriginality, I have decided to do several surveys my friends have sent me. At this point you're probably curious as to why I bitched about it to begin with if I was just gonna chump it up and do some? Well, the disdain is still there, but on some level I suppose it *is* kind of interesting. Ur help me. Here we go:
1. What time is it? 3:25 AM.
2. Name: David
3. Piercings? No, but I mull it over every once in awhile.
4. What is the most recent movie that you saw in theater? Uh, Brokeback Mountain. What? Everyone was doing it.
5. Place of birth: Ft.Worth
6. Favorite Foods: Most of them. Oh, and burritos. Burritos are ingenious.
7. Ever been to Africa: No. That's where we get all the sicknesses. No offense to Africa.
8. Ever been toilet-papering: Nah.
9. Love someone so much it made you cry: Yeah.
10. Been in a car accident: Yes.
11. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons. My salads could always use more crunch.
12. Favorite day of the week: Whatever day I don't work.
13. Favorite Restaurant: Chipotle. Mmm.
14. Favorite Flower: Cherry Blossoms I think.
15. Favorite sport to watch: Olympic ping pong is great once they really get going. The Chinese just do not like to loose at that either.
16. Favorite drink: Dr.Pepper. Cherry Coke too. Man I loves me some Cherry coke.
17. Favorite ice cream: Phish Food - Ben and Jerry's.
18. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney.
19. Favorite fast food restaurant: Chipotle.
20. What color is your bedroom carpet? Once it was tan.
21. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Driver's test? Oh yeah. I did pretty well.
22. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: hi5.
23. What do you do most often when you are bored: You're looking at a good example. I play a lot of games too though.
24. When is bedtime? It varies. I'm afraid I'm not very practical.
25. Who is the person most likely to respond to this e-mail the quickest? HA. It's not an e-mail! But to answer your question I dunno.
26. Whose responses to this questionnaire are you the most curious about? Jesus's.
27. Favorite TV shows: Buffy, Firefly, Arrested Development, Angel, House, Robot Chicken.
28. Last person you ate with: Josh!
29. Ford or Chevy: Ford?
30. What are you listening to right now? My A/C.
31. What is/are your favorite color's): I like Blues, Greens, and Browns.
32. How many tattoos do you have: None. I am not a rebel.
33. How many pets do you have: 1. Rocket is so fat.
34. Which came first, the chicken or the egg: I dunno, and I don't appreciate questions like that. I'm bound to ponder it the next time I eat an omlette.
35. How many people are you sending this e-mail to: None! Ha ha!
36. What's the last thing you think at night? It varies. There's always that vague sensation of pleasure that I get to sleep.
37. What time did you finish this questionnaire? 3:43 AM.
And, alike so:
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? David Stuart Guest
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Computer hum.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? An Orange. That poor bastard didn't stand a chance.
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes, and no I won't tell you what I wished. Don't be rude.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Cyan.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? They are medium pimpin', yes.
10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I want to believe you care, but all you want is answers from me.
11. FAVORITE DRINK? Dr.Pepper! No, wait- Cherry Cola! No! Pepper! No, Cherry coke! No, hold on......
12. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Mandarin vodka and sprite.
13. FAVORITE SPORT? I dunno. Most electronic sports suck. Why are you looking at me like that? Oh fine. If I had to really choose...uh, soccer. Sure. Soccer. Good ol' football.
14. CONTACTS OR GLASSES? Glasses.
15. # OF SIBLINGS? 1.
16. FAVORITE MONTH? November.
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Burritos.
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Fog.
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT? I play violent video games, or I rant.
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? G.I. Joe.
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Both, as long as it's not like family reunion style.
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Again, I'm going with both.
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO REPLY? "THE POWER IS THEIR'S!"
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Couldn't say.
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Why be pessimistic?
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Apartment and 1 roommate.
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I'm not sure. I know it was during a movie on TV though.
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Comics, some trash.....aaaaand....a yellow cup.
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Probably Josh. He's cool like that.
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched movies.
33. FAVORITE SMELL? New clothes smell.
34. WHO INSPIRES YOU? Money, My brother, 3rd world kids that smile, My friend Josh, My friend Andy, My order taker at Chipotle, My mom, Neil Gaiman, Superman, my muse.
35. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Zombies! But not really anymore. My friends have been providing a steady support group for years.
37. FAVORITE CAR OR TRUCK: A midnight blue 1969 El Camino with chrome siding, rims, and blue plush interior.
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? I'm certain the Sunflower isn't it, but for some reason it's the one jumping out to the front of my brain right now.
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Strangely enough, I'm not quite certain. Huh. I think I have like 4 keys rockin on the ring right now. What am I? A doctor?
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can make the attempt. Does that count?
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? I guess I'll always love Saturday some.
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Had dinner with my family, and then later on my friends gave me *further* props. Good times.
43. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? No. Do I get a discount on organs if I have one? I should probably get one though.
44. FAVORITE ANIMAL? Ocelots, Pandas, Penguins, and Puppies are all high on the list. today however, I'm in a Wallaby kind of mood. Hop, hop, hop.
45. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT? I imagine it might be Japan. I've never been there, but I keep planning on vacationing there at some point.
46. FAVORITE AGE? Depends on what she tells me. "Aha ha h.....*sigh*"
47. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Game Informer.
48. FAVORITE WEB SITE? IMDB! I'd try to pretend something else, but who ARE we kidding?
49. FAVORITE SOAP OPERA? Passions. For purely Buffy reasons though.
50. FAVORITE LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH? I do enjoy me some Japanese.
51. DO YOU YAHOO? Sometimes, but only cuz the other kids said it was cool.
52. HAVE YOU? Laws yes. M-O-O-N that spells debilitating social disorder. Just kidding. PM me if you didn't like that.
1. What time is it? 3:25 AM.
2. Name: David
3. Piercings? No, but I mull it over every once in awhile.
4. What is the most recent movie that you saw in theater? Uh, Brokeback Mountain. What? Everyone was doing it.
5. Place of birth: Ft.Worth
6. Favorite Foods: Most of them. Oh, and burritos. Burritos are ingenious.
7. Ever been to Africa: No. That's where we get all the sicknesses. No offense to Africa.
8. Ever been toilet-papering: Nah.
9. Love someone so much it made you cry: Yeah.
10. Been in a car accident: Yes.
11. Croutons or bacon bits? Croutons. My salads could always use more crunch.
12. Favorite day of the week: Whatever day I don't work.
13. Favorite Restaurant: Chipotle. Mmm.
14. Favorite Flower: Cherry Blossoms I think.
15. Favorite sport to watch: Olympic ping pong is great once they really get going. The Chinese just do not like to loose at that either.
16. Favorite drink: Dr.Pepper. Cherry Coke too. Man I loves me some Cherry coke.
17. Favorite ice cream: Phish Food - Ben and Jerry's.
18. Disney or Warner Brothers: Disney.
19. Favorite fast food restaurant: Chipotle.
20. What color is your bedroom carpet? Once it was tan.
21. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Driver's test? Oh yeah. I did pretty well.
22. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail: hi5.
23. What do you do most often when you are bored: You're looking at a good example. I play a lot of games too though.
24. When is bedtime? It varies. I'm afraid I'm not very practical.
25. Who is the person most likely to respond to this e-mail the quickest? HA. It's not an e-mail! But to answer your question I dunno.
26. Whose responses to this questionnaire are you the most curious about? Jesus's.
27. Favorite TV shows: Buffy, Firefly, Arrested Development, Angel, House, Robot Chicken.
28. Last person you ate with: Josh!
29. Ford or Chevy: Ford?
30. What are you listening to right now? My A/C.
31. What is/are your favorite color's): I like Blues, Greens, and Browns.
32. How many tattoos do you have: None. I am not a rebel.
33. How many pets do you have: 1. Rocket is so fat.
34. Which came first, the chicken or the egg: I dunno, and I don't appreciate questions like that. I'm bound to ponder it the next time I eat an omlette.
35. How many people are you sending this e-mail to: None! Ha ha!
36. What's the last thing you think at night? It varies. There's always that vague sensation of pleasure that I get to sleep.
37. What time did you finish this questionnaire? 3:43 AM.
And, alike so:
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? David Stuart Guest
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Blue.
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Computer hum.
4. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? An Orange. That poor bastard didn't stand a chance.
5. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yes, and no I won't tell you what I wished. Don't be rude.
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Cyan.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mom.
9. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? They are medium pimpin', yes.
10. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I want to believe you care, but all you want is answers from me.
11. FAVORITE DRINK? Dr.Pepper! No, wait- Cherry Cola! No! Pepper! No, Cherry coke! No, hold on......
12. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Mandarin vodka and sprite.
13. FAVORITE SPORT? I dunno. Most electronic sports suck. Why are you looking at me like that? Oh fine. If I had to really choose...uh, soccer. Sure. Soccer. Good ol' football.
14. CONTACTS OR GLASSES? Glasses.
15. # OF SIBLINGS? 1.
16. FAVORITE MONTH? November.
17. FAVORITE FOOD? Burritos.
18. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? The Fog.
20. WHAT DO YOU DO TO VENT? I play violent video games, or I rant.
21. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? G.I. Joe.
22. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.
23. HUGS OR KISSES? Both, as long as it's not like family reunion style.
24. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Again, I'm going with both.
25. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO REPLY? "THE POWER IS THEIR'S!"
26. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Couldn't say.
27. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Why be pessimistic?
28. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Apartment and 1 roommate.
29. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I'm not sure. I know it was during a movie on TV though.
30. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED? Comics, some trash.....aaaaand....a yellow cup.
31. WHO IS THE FRIEND YOU HAVE HAD THE LONGEST? Probably Josh. He's cool like that.
32. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Watched movies.
33. FAVORITE SMELL? New clothes smell.
34. WHO INSPIRES YOU? Money, My brother, 3rd world kids that smile, My friend Josh, My friend Andy, My order taker at Chipotle, My mom, Neil Gaiman, Superman, my muse.
35. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? Zombies! But not really anymore. My friends have been providing a steady support group for years.
37. FAVORITE CAR OR TRUCK: A midnight blue 1969 El Camino with chrome siding, rims, and blue plush interior.
38. FAVORITE FLOWER? I'm certain the Sunflower isn't it, but for some reason it's the one jumping out to the front of my brain right now.
39. NUMBER OF KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Strangely enough, I'm not quite certain. Huh. I think I have like 4 keys rockin on the ring right now. What am I? A doctor?
40. CAN YOU JUGGLE? I can make the attempt. Does that count?
41. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK? I guess I'll always love Saturday some.
42. WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Had dinner with my family, and then later on my friends gave me *further* props. Good times.
43. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? No. Do I get a discount on organs if I have one? I should probably get one though.
44. FAVORITE ANIMAL? Ocelots, Pandas, Penguins, and Puppies are all high on the list. today however, I'm in a Wallaby kind of mood. Hop, hop, hop.
45. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT? I imagine it might be Japan. I've never been there, but I keep planning on vacationing there at some point.
46. FAVORITE AGE? Depends on what she tells me. "Aha ha h.....*sigh*"
47. FAVORITE MAGAZINE? Game Informer.
48. FAVORITE WEB SITE? IMDB! I'd try to pretend something else, but who ARE we kidding?
49. FAVORITE SOAP OPERA? Passions. For purely Buffy reasons though.
50. FAVORITE LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH? I do enjoy me some Japanese.
51. DO YOU YAHOO? Sometimes, but only cuz the other kids said it was cool.
52. HAVE YOU? Laws yes. M-O-O-N that spells debilitating social disorder. Just kidding. PM me if you didn't like that.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Lemme see what's in your box
I have, for the past month and a half or so, been employed as a security guard. I make sure that none of the cellular phones that my employers repair or manufacture are stolen. Apparently cell phones that don't necessarily work are a hot commodity. I don't get it either. However, I trooper on, because as the old adage goes "Mine is not to reason why, mine is but to do or die" ... The problem here is, I was prepared to walk the graveyard shift. I was looking forward to venturing forth in to the black of night with only my wits and a long steel flashlight to combat evil with. I mean, grain silos, or fenced in yards, or whatever I imagined myself guarding are surely prime targets for larcenous activity. I mean, fenced in yards could hold anything, and grain silos...Well...I mean, it's a dietary staple! I ran scenarios through my head of the crazy mad cap adventures I would have on my lonesome rounds.
Sometimes reality's cruelty feels much to me as a starving, very sick person in Africa must feel after eating an orange, there's this sudden buzz of clarity in the back of your head, and it leaves you feeling vaguely ill for awhile afterward.
My job is pseudo militaristic. I don't approve. I have...lessee here....Ah 12 persons of rank above me, yes 12 people who are able to take me to task on anything I'm doing if they have the mind. Some of it is reasonable. Some of it is completely silly bullshit. Like, "GUEST, why are you walking outside instead of inside when I told you to rove?!" Saying things like it's "faster" , or "More efficient" are comments that are met with scorn. I wasn't asked the better way to perform my tasks. I was told how ATC wanted me to perform said task. The difference there is so subtle I almost missed it.
I'm getting to the point where I envy the people who wipe butts at state school. But my job is just so god damned *easy*. I am damn near quite literally just paid to sit there, Or stand. It'd be awesome if the boredom weren't like the vacuum of air into space inside my head.
Also, I'm vaguely tired of telling people to put their shoes in the box, or anything I have to touch that is well worn and sweaty. These people work 10 hour shifts. It is at times a job that lacks valor..Or odor eaters. That reminds me....A note to the employees of ATC : Your job sucks. You win. It's not fun to go through all the security bullshit you go through. Congrats for realizing that. That having been said, if you continue to work there anyway? Find a way to cope. I am quickly becoming tired of having to deal with peoples tantrums because they just had to wear the jacket pants with 17 zippers, and they somehow never thought that this might get them stopped at the metal detectors. C'mon people. Sheesh.
Also, I occasionally have to tell extremely attractive women to please put their personals in the box. Or I have to wand them. Heh. Wand. ........Anyway, it sometimes taxes my Inner Beavis to not snicker. Other than that, my job isn't so bad. This update was gonna be a little bit meatier, but then I was all like "Nah."
Sometimes reality's cruelty feels much to me as a starving, very sick person in Africa must feel after eating an orange, there's this sudden buzz of clarity in the back of your head, and it leaves you feeling vaguely ill for awhile afterward.
My job is pseudo militaristic. I don't approve. I have...lessee here....Ah 12 persons of rank above me, yes 12 people who are able to take me to task on anything I'm doing if they have the mind. Some of it is reasonable. Some of it is completely silly bullshit. Like, "GUEST, why are you walking outside instead of inside when I told you to rove?!" Saying things like it's "faster" , or "More efficient" are comments that are met with scorn. I wasn't asked the better way to perform my tasks. I was told how ATC wanted me to perform said task. The difference there is so subtle I almost missed it.
I'm getting to the point where I envy the people who wipe butts at state school. But my job is just so god damned *easy*. I am damn near quite literally just paid to sit there, Or stand. It'd be awesome if the boredom weren't like the vacuum of air into space inside my head.
Also, I'm vaguely tired of telling people to put their shoes in the box, or anything I have to touch that is well worn and sweaty. These people work 10 hour shifts. It is at times a job that lacks valor..Or odor eaters. That reminds me....A note to the employees of ATC : Your job sucks. You win. It's not fun to go through all the security bullshit you go through. Congrats for realizing that. That having been said, if you continue to work there anyway? Find a way to cope. I am quickly becoming tired of having to deal with peoples tantrums because they just had to wear the jacket pants with 17 zippers, and they somehow never thought that this might get them stopped at the metal detectors. C'mon people. Sheesh.
Also, I occasionally have to tell extremely attractive women to please put their personals in the box. Or I have to wand them. Heh. Wand. ........Anyway, it sometimes taxes my Inner Beavis to not snicker. Other than that, my job isn't so bad. This update was gonna be a little bit meatier, but then I was all like "Nah."
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Do you read on? If so, turn to page 87......
Man! Today my vision is just for crap. Blurriness and halos abound! It is freaking annoying. I should really take care of myself or something. Sheesh. My glasses were supposed to be a miracle cure! Science was supposed to be on my side! Imagine my chagrin at finding out otherwise. Stupid science. In other news, I just recently purchased a couple of those old Choose Your Own Adventure books. I used to read those all the time. I went through those little books like a recovering heroin addict goes through methadone. Let me just say....... Sometimes nostalgia lies. She's a fickle mistress, and she's not to be taken lightly. I loved going through all the endings through those books. I usually found out what was up pretty quickly, I usually chose one of the "best" plot lines early on, and then of course I'd go back and get the endings where you fell into a pit, challenged the wrong bad guy, when down the wrong plain alley, unwisely opened the unremarkable door your doom led behind, or on one memorable occasion - I was turned into a mouse. Sure, whatever. I think that was always one of my problems with the Choose Your Own Adventure (You'll pardon me if I don't keep using bold print and italics ) series. See, in the CYOA (familiarity breeds anagrams) books, sometimes you got the crap ending with no warning, or worse still; you'd get to that one decision path where both decisions were flawed. What does that teach kids? Sorry kiddo, but your desire to turn left and go into the bedroom instead of following the black cat to your doom as you just discovered, is not gonna save your ass this time. Thanks for trying to learn basic problem solving for us. We're sorry the game was rigged. Seems like they rarely appreciated violence either, they'd give you an item sometimes, maybe even something suggestive....Like a gun- but woe and peril befall the youth that attempts to use that device. Maybe the writers would just get lazy occasionally, or worry that the child would then pencil in "uses alien blaster" and a fake page number....And then write their own endings, there by putting that franchise out of a job. I remember being part of a martial arts world in one book, but I don't remember karate chopping anyone. I think I might have traveled back in time. No, that was another book. Damn it. That was always another problem with the CYOA's. They tended to kind of run together. Which is creepy, because I recall there being over a hundred. Maybe I could do it better. Hmmmm.
If you'd like to show support for a Choose Your Own Adventure blog.....Turn to page 87..
If you'd rather go back and investigate Farmer McCreedy's farm again after dark.....Turn to page 41
If you'd like to show support for a Choose Your Own Adventure blog.....Turn to page 87..
If you'd rather go back and investigate Farmer McCreedy's farm again after dark.....Turn to page 41
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Jaded
So i'm 26 and I feel so apathetic. I feel jaded even. It's something that I thought I was at terms with. I had played Charlie Brown's ready foot to Lucy's tilted football too often. The world is a callous place, people can be so very cruel. I had read the memo. The real problem is....I thought that I was disconnecting myself from other people's concerns because I didn't want to end up as drone like as all that.....And it turns out it's happened to me anyway. There was a brief time in which I considered myself something of an optimist. It was a very brief time when I was much younger. The world around me, and my own lack of conviction sort of bled the optimism out of me, I think because I hadn't founded it in anything....So it was too fragile. Certainly my faith in people is hard pressed to bare any fruit, because so many people act without thinking. I've been one of the people most guilty of that in my time. I guess the problem is that optimism usually seems so blind....And I guess the reason I feel like that is because I don't really work towards any end. I'm finally getting tired of my life lacking direction, and I'm beginning to think it's time to do something about it. I've always been concerned with the opinions of others. More so than mine.....Because I had sort of told myself for a long time that it didn't matter if I had an opinion. I shut some fundamental part of me down a long time ago that allows people to really get close to me. I have not treated my friends very well at times. In short, if I'm unhappy....Maybe I really should try something else. I've been using my apathy as an excuse....A way to prevent myself from trying things and failing...When really...Well, I've defeated myself before I even stepped up to the plate. I'm not saying I want to be an optimist, because optimism can be just as blind as pessimism......But even if I lack faith in the human spirit, it doesn't mean I should also contribute to that feeling does it? All I know is that I am unhappy, and most all of my family and friends have encouraged me to do something about it...So maybe it's time to do something about it.
Then again...
*shrug*
Then again...
*shrug*
Monday, September 19, 2005
Sacked.
So last Saturday, or rather I should say the Saturday before last Saturday..... my employment with Pizza Hut was terminated. I was sacked. Fired. Let go. Moved on involuntarily. See, we occasionally have performance appraisals. They are generally considered something of a joke. But my new boss found a handy use for them apparently. I was graded in several areas....And found wanting. The interesting thing to note is that some of these scores were adjusted under mysterious circumstances. I. E.....No real reason was given. I hated my job. I mean, let's not mince words I really loathed it. But I thought it was at least a long term hate. I hated my job, my job was indifferent to me....It was a relationship that disgusted me....Yet it sustained me at the same time. It was one of those..."Man, I can't believe how little I have going for me...At least I still have that crappy ass job though!" ...Situations.
I guess that's the part that really burns. The realization that I rode that sad sack into the ground. I didn't pull the ol' ejection seat lever, I rode that smoldering p.o.s. right into the tarmac.
A note to those of you out there who could make even a similar mistake: Do NOT ever take a job seriously that requires you to perform some sort of ritual, or set of tasks designated to you by an acronym. Because it means, that on some level, your job considers you to be a frikkin' idiot. Need an example? Righty-O! Do you have a C.H.A.M.P.S attitude? Because Pizza Hut does! C.H.A.M.P.S, you see, stands for Cleanliness, Hospitality, Accuracy, Maintenance, Production, and Speed. Someone was paid money to subject people to that. That's wrong.
To revisit, yet again what I was saying earlier though : I hated that job, I despised it, but in a strange way, I thought my job and I were partners in depravity. My job used me up slowly, like a malevolent hot dog rotisserie slowly squeezing me of my life's juices, and I let my job pay me money to do this. It wasn't what I'd call a great arrangement, but it was an arrangement. At times I felt like my job was kind of like my personal Moriarty, it would visit some kind of strangely eloquent horror upon me (like the Spanish customer who slowly and adamantly gave me their address every time I asked them their phone number or vice versa), but I was always prepared with an apathetic set of the shoulders or a sardonic grin. "Well played sir!", one of us would say with terse dignity.......
That aside, you can see how this outcome is something of a mixed blessing. Most of my friends all have what I consider good jobs right now.I never had a good job, I could only site my long stay at my last job as any sort of plus. Which of course is now moot, because I was fired. My boss cited what I consider to be some feather legged reasons for letting me go.....I could probably have even raised a stink....But it's done. I'm not gonna fight for that loathsome feeling to infuse me again. I have pushed the plate away. I've had my fill, thanks. My apologies if this post is news to anyone.......I really didn't want to give the whole "Golly, you know that job I've had for years that made me feel like a loser? I just got fired from it! I am a loser!" speech for awhile. I'm hopeful that I will find something.....Don't much care what it is as long as it isn't accompanied by a mandatory cheer.
~
I guess that's the part that really burns. The realization that I rode that sad sack into the ground. I didn't pull the ol' ejection seat lever, I rode that smoldering p.o.s. right into the tarmac.
A note to those of you out there who could make even a similar mistake: Do NOT ever take a job seriously that requires you to perform some sort of ritual, or set of tasks designated to you by an acronym. Because it means, that on some level, your job considers you to be a frikkin' idiot. Need an example? Righty-O! Do you have a C.H.A.M.P.S attitude? Because Pizza Hut does! C.H.A.M.P.S, you see, stands for Cleanliness, Hospitality, Accuracy, Maintenance, Production, and Speed. Someone was paid money to subject people to that. That's wrong.
To revisit, yet again what I was saying earlier though : I hated that job, I despised it, but in a strange way, I thought my job and I were partners in depravity. My job used me up slowly, like a malevolent hot dog rotisserie slowly squeezing me of my life's juices, and I let my job pay me money to do this. It wasn't what I'd call a great arrangement, but it was an arrangement. At times I felt like my job was kind of like my personal Moriarty, it would visit some kind of strangely eloquent horror upon me (like the Spanish customer who slowly and adamantly gave me their address every time I asked them their phone number or vice versa), but I was always prepared with an apathetic set of the shoulders or a sardonic grin. "Well played sir!", one of us would say with terse dignity.......
That aside, you can see how this outcome is something of a mixed blessing. Most of my friends all have what I consider good jobs right now.I never had a good job, I could only site my long stay at my last job as any sort of plus. Which of course is now moot, because I was fired. My boss cited what I consider to be some feather legged reasons for letting me go.....I could probably have even raised a stink....But it's done. I'm not gonna fight for that loathsome feeling to infuse me again. I have pushed the plate away. I've had my fill, thanks. My apologies if this post is news to anyone.......I really didn't want to give the whole "Golly, you know that job I've had for years that made me feel like a loser? I just got fired from it! I am a loser!" speech for awhile. I'm hopeful that I will find something.....Don't much care what it is as long as it isn't accompanied by a mandatory cheer.
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Thursday, September 08, 2005
User Error
Today I opened the microwave, and stared into it crestfallen, not at all sure as to why I couldn't find my 2 liter of diet Cherry Pepsi inside it.
Friday, August 19, 2005
For those I haven't told.....
...these little critters amuse me to no end:
www.happytreefriends.com
You'll have a whale of a time.
By the by....these cartoons, while hilarious, are not of interest to those who don't want to see horrible acts of pain and dismemberment.
I'm Austin bound, so I'll see you later.
www.happytreefriends.com
You'll have a whale of a time.
By the by....these cartoons, while hilarious, are not of interest to those who don't want to see horrible acts of pain and dismemberment.
I'm Austin bound, so I'll see you later.
Friday, July 29, 2005
Justice League Of WTF Were We Thinking?
I'm sure every geek comedian worth his weight in back issues of Fantastic Four knows that everyone has a bit about The Justice League....But now I have to say something. You see, I was perusing my older comics....And I saw an issue where Superman and The Flash are fighting next to a guy named Plastic Man. .....Now...In case this monicker is somehow unclear as to the exact nature of his contribution to the team....Plastic Man can stretch. That's vaguely cool I suppose, and they let him do things like glide and change his appearance. Sure, sure, whatever. However...Well, perhaps we should go down the roster. Then you can see what I mean.
We have:
Superman. Superman is at the top of this list, because this magnificent bastard pretty much carries the whole god damned team. Seriously. I mean sometimes you kind of get the impression that the JLA couldn't open a jar of pickles if Superman wasn't around. I mean, the guy has it all....Super strength, super speed, heat vision, laser eyes, super cold breath, flight, x ray vision, and he's damn near indestructible. I mean other members of the team can only contribute one of these powers, and he's expert in the use of all of them. Not to mention the fact that his greatest weakness resided on a planet that was conveniently blown to smithereens. Which actually isn't that impressive....Because apparently lots of people can get their hands on Kryptonite in a pinch. Whatever. Regardless, the guy is a powerhouse, and he has a moral code that would put the cast of 7th Heaven to shame.
Wonderwoman: She's come into her own quite a bit. She has gifts from the gods....superspeed, flight, super strength...Durable, a magical lasso, and a kick ass invisible jet. Or she did have one. Maybe she sold it. That's besides the point. The real thing she brings to the team are a decent mix of powers and a woman's sensibilities. Also, she looks pretty hot in her outfit. Just sayin'.
Martian Manhunter: Now here's a dude with some nifty powers. He's pretty strong, fairly durable, he flies, shapeshifts, can become intangible, *and* he's telepathic. That's some heavy artillery there people. Also, he too is this last of his kind, so he's a great dude for Supes to go out and have a beer with when he's feeling needy. I like this dude pretty well. However, he does have one huge weakness - fire. Which is kind of a downer. I mean you or I could live with this problem pretty well. But J'onn (That's what his friends call him), see, he fights crime. Not just your average pussies either. The JLA doesn't get cats out of trees. It goes to war with alien races and such. Which is really gonna suck for The Manhunter if the alien race in question has mastered the concept of fire. Not to mention the fact that it really puts a dampener on his ability to save people during a cataclysm. I mean, If you're in a burning building...You're probably gonna be hoping for Superman's ice breath, or maybe a coolant bat-a-rang, not a look of helpless torment from a shrugging, distraught looking Martian.
The Flash: Now here's where things start getting a little shakey. Don't get me wrong now - I like The Flash. He's one of the wittiest of the JLA. He gets off some good one liners. He also has super speed, and I believe he's even marginally faster than Superman. Therein lies the problem though. Ya see, Superman and Wonder Woman are super fast too. They also have other things in their repetoire like super strength, and flight. It makes you feel kind of bad for The Flash. It's not that he doesn't do his one thing well. No one can say he shirks his super speed duties, it's just that he's a one trick pony. Still. He does manage to get away with wearing a costume with ear fins, and you have to respect that.
The Green Lantern: I like the concept of this guy. He has a power ring, and anything he imagines he can make into being with said power ring. It sounds like a good deal. But it seems like the ring is always being given to people with anger management issues, no imagination, or people prone to things like....Death. See, The Green Lantern is like a position handed out by these fellows called The Gaurdians. Think of galaxies as counties, and each galaxy has sheriffs, and The Green Lantern Corps is made up of these space sheriffs. Aaaaaaaaanywho, for a long time the big weakness these rings had was the color....Yellow. Which I guess means if you painted your ray gun yellow, and it shot yellow beams, you were a big threat to galactic security. I hear that later this was changed to......Wood. So if I have a baseball bat, I can knock the snot out of you, and your big green hand you made is not going to squash me. Ah yes. The big green hand. Now, as I said, anything you imagine you can make into being with this hand, as long as you don't mind the color green and concentration headaches. So you could make a green gun, or a green army of pixies, or a green whale to drop on someone, as long as you understood the nature of said thing. With the exception of Kyle Rayner, most lanterns would just make big ass hands to slap at the bad guys, or like, green horses to ride on, or you know....Pretty whitebread shite like that. That's not going to make the galaxy's mightiest threats fear you. That's going to get your ass kicked. You need like an emerald chainsaw, or hummer or something. Also, Lanterns suffer from bad times. One has died, or rather, I think several have, two have retired, one went crazy and tried to destroy the Universe (Kudos there Hal Jordan), and who knows what all has happened to the countless other Corps members. Anyway, That's why we aren't giving the Green Lantern a lot of love here. You dropped the ball Lantern. You dropped the ball.
The Green Arrow: This is a man who has devoted himself to the eradication of crime. He's out to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But apparently on his way to buy a pack of gum, he passes a pawn shop selling bows, and it occurs to him how freakin' awesome he'd look in green merry men tights, shooting trick arrows at people. I feel a little more dirty now after having sullied myself with the phrase "trick arrows". Net arrows, Fire retardant arrows, Sonic arrows, Drill arrows, Ice Arrows, Stun Arrows, Gimme-A-Freakin' break arrows. He's apparently quite nimble as well. I think he's also supposed to be wealthy. I'd have researched him more, but to be honest, I have a hard time taking this dude that seriously. I mean, come on, he shoots arrows. Trick arrows. I mean, just saying it sounds funny. "Trick arrows".
Batman: You may have noticed that I have included Bats as #7 in our roster here. This was not unintentional. I like Batman. I do. The problem is - Batman has no super powers. Which wouldn't bother me at all if this were the Teen Titans, or The Outsiders, or some such less impressive group of his peers. But this is the JLA man, this is major league time, and while Batman maybe be a major player in his own right? I don't see him contributing much in a battle with planet destroying aliens, or ancient super powered beings. Remember Doomsday anyone? The guy that was beating the tar out of Superman and The Justice League back in the day? You notice how Bats was a conspicuously absent? As I was saying, I like Batman, but I'm not sure if he's right for The League. He does have a disgusting amount of money though, which has to come in handy when the ol Justice Tower needs refurbishing, and he seems to be pretty intelligent. Which is kind of important here. I mean, I put Superman at the top of the list, but he does strike me as a little......dense sometimes. Also, Batman is like the gadget master. I mean, this guy is like the MacGuyver of crime fighting, if you give him a boomerang, a smoke alarm, and the insides of an amp, he'll have a sonic boomerang just perfect for that crystalline entity. Let us not also overlook, that he has a cool outfit. Which really isn't very important at all, but isn't that thing cool? Basic black? Classic, yet elegant, and as camouflaged for his urban jaunts? Brilliant.
Aquaman: acumen lost his left hand and has a cool liquid metal thing there instead. He's also the ruler of Atlantis. He can speak to fish too. Aquaman is marginally cooler now that the people writing him really enjoy bringing to play the fact that he's ruler of his own kingdom. I mean, having lackeys is fun. Political intrigue involving underwater denizens gets a little shakey for me though. Also....Well, the main problem with Aquaman is that, of all The Leaguers, He's just a little too specialized. I mean when the gang gets together to go fight Lex Luthors newest giant robot menagerie at his new mountain top installation...Well...Aquaman isn't really gonna be helping out much there, despite the fact that he offers to carry a bucket of squid with himself into battle. But the team doesn't really have the heart to turn him away, because he's an excellent cook. Plus, everytime they leave the ready room; Aquaman hits them with that stupid, vacant, slightly endearing "Can I come?" smile...And it's all they can do to just quickly rush out the door, while his eyes damn the back of their heads as they leave.
Plastic Man: He's plastic, man. I will say that he's one of the funnier league members. Trying to say much else of note about him would be stretching it though. Yes. That hurt me a little bit inside.
Hawkman: Can fly. With the help of a suit. Apparently he's also rich, and something of a scientist. Whatever.
The Atom: Man. I really, really want to like The Atom. The problem here is much the same as my issue with Aquaman - The Atom is just too specialized. They can't ever come up with something for The Atom to do that doesn't just seem completely contrived. I keep waiting for Batman to put The Atom in a pouch on his belt and start referring to him as Lockpick, or maybe Remote Device.
So there you have it. My issues with The League. It took me longer than you'd think to make this post. Days even.
We have:
Superman. Superman is at the top of this list, because this magnificent bastard pretty much carries the whole god damned team. Seriously. I mean sometimes you kind of get the impression that the JLA couldn't open a jar of pickles if Superman wasn't around. I mean, the guy has it all....Super strength, super speed, heat vision, laser eyes, super cold breath, flight, x ray vision, and he's damn near indestructible. I mean other members of the team can only contribute one of these powers, and he's expert in the use of all of them. Not to mention the fact that his greatest weakness resided on a planet that was conveniently blown to smithereens. Which actually isn't that impressive....Because apparently lots of people can get their hands on Kryptonite in a pinch. Whatever. Regardless, the guy is a powerhouse, and he has a moral code that would put the cast of 7th Heaven to shame.
Wonderwoman: She's come into her own quite a bit. She has gifts from the gods....superspeed, flight, super strength...Durable, a magical lasso, and a kick ass invisible jet. Or she did have one. Maybe she sold it. That's besides the point. The real thing she brings to the team are a decent mix of powers and a woman's sensibilities. Also, she looks pretty hot in her outfit. Just sayin'.
Martian Manhunter: Now here's a dude with some nifty powers. He's pretty strong, fairly durable, he flies, shapeshifts, can become intangible, *and* he's telepathic. That's some heavy artillery there people. Also, he too is this last of his kind, so he's a great dude for Supes to go out and have a beer with when he's feeling needy. I like this dude pretty well. However, he does have one huge weakness - fire. Which is kind of a downer. I mean you or I could live with this problem pretty well. But J'onn (That's what his friends call him), see, he fights crime. Not just your average pussies either. The JLA doesn't get cats out of trees. It goes to war with alien races and such. Which is really gonna suck for The Manhunter if the alien race in question has mastered the concept of fire. Not to mention the fact that it really puts a dampener on his ability to save people during a cataclysm. I mean, If you're in a burning building...You're probably gonna be hoping for Superman's ice breath, or maybe a coolant bat-a-rang, not a look of helpless torment from a shrugging, distraught looking Martian.
The Flash: Now here's where things start getting a little shakey. Don't get me wrong now - I like The Flash. He's one of the wittiest of the JLA. He gets off some good one liners. He also has super speed, and I believe he's even marginally faster than Superman. Therein lies the problem though. Ya see, Superman and Wonder Woman are super fast too. They also have other things in their repetoire like super strength, and flight. It makes you feel kind of bad for The Flash. It's not that he doesn't do his one thing well. No one can say he shirks his super speed duties, it's just that he's a one trick pony. Still. He does manage to get away with wearing a costume with ear fins, and you have to respect that.
The Green Lantern: I like the concept of this guy. He has a power ring, and anything he imagines he can make into being with said power ring. It sounds like a good deal. But it seems like the ring is always being given to people with anger management issues, no imagination, or people prone to things like....Death. See, The Green Lantern is like a position handed out by these fellows called The Gaurdians. Think of galaxies as counties, and each galaxy has sheriffs, and The Green Lantern Corps is made up of these space sheriffs. Aaaaaaaaanywho, for a long time the big weakness these rings had was the color....Yellow. Which I guess means if you painted your ray gun yellow, and it shot yellow beams, you were a big threat to galactic security. I hear that later this was changed to......Wood. So if I have a baseball bat, I can knock the snot out of you, and your big green hand you made is not going to squash me. Ah yes. The big green hand. Now, as I said, anything you imagine you can make into being with this hand, as long as you don't mind the color green and concentration headaches. So you could make a green gun, or a green army of pixies, or a green whale to drop on someone, as long as you understood the nature of said thing. With the exception of Kyle Rayner, most lanterns would just make big ass hands to slap at the bad guys, or like, green horses to ride on, or you know....Pretty whitebread shite like that. That's not going to make the galaxy's mightiest threats fear you. That's going to get your ass kicked. You need like an emerald chainsaw, or hummer or something. Also, Lanterns suffer from bad times. One has died, or rather, I think several have, two have retired, one went crazy and tried to destroy the Universe (Kudos there Hal Jordan), and who knows what all has happened to the countless other Corps members. Anyway, That's why we aren't giving the Green Lantern a lot of love here. You dropped the ball Lantern. You dropped the ball.
The Green Arrow: This is a man who has devoted himself to the eradication of crime. He's out to kick ass and chew bubble gum. But apparently on his way to buy a pack of gum, he passes a pawn shop selling bows, and it occurs to him how freakin' awesome he'd look in green merry men tights, shooting trick arrows at people. I feel a little more dirty now after having sullied myself with the phrase "trick arrows". Net arrows, Fire retardant arrows, Sonic arrows, Drill arrows, Ice Arrows, Stun Arrows, Gimme-A-Freakin' break arrows. He's apparently quite nimble as well. I think he's also supposed to be wealthy. I'd have researched him more, but to be honest, I have a hard time taking this dude that seriously. I mean, come on, he shoots arrows. Trick arrows. I mean, just saying it sounds funny. "Trick arrows".
Batman: You may have noticed that I have included Bats as #7 in our roster here. This was not unintentional. I like Batman. I do. The problem is - Batman has no super powers. Which wouldn't bother me at all if this were the Teen Titans, or The Outsiders, or some such less impressive group of his peers. But this is the JLA man, this is major league time, and while Batman maybe be a major player in his own right? I don't see him contributing much in a battle with planet destroying aliens, or ancient super powered beings. Remember Doomsday anyone? The guy that was beating the tar out of Superman and The Justice League back in the day? You notice how Bats was a conspicuously absent? As I was saying, I like Batman, but I'm not sure if he's right for The League. He does have a disgusting amount of money though, which has to come in handy when the ol Justice Tower needs refurbishing, and he seems to be pretty intelligent. Which is kind of important here. I mean, I put Superman at the top of the list, but he does strike me as a little......dense sometimes. Also, Batman is like the gadget master. I mean, this guy is like the MacGuyver of crime fighting, if you give him a boomerang, a smoke alarm, and the insides of an amp, he'll have a sonic boomerang just perfect for that crystalline entity. Let us not also overlook, that he has a cool outfit. Which really isn't very important at all, but isn't that thing cool? Basic black? Classic, yet elegant, and as camouflaged for his urban jaunts? Brilliant.
Aquaman: acumen lost his left hand and has a cool liquid metal thing there instead. He's also the ruler of Atlantis. He can speak to fish too. Aquaman is marginally cooler now that the people writing him really enjoy bringing to play the fact that he's ruler of his own kingdom. I mean, having lackeys is fun. Political intrigue involving underwater denizens gets a little shakey for me though. Also....Well, the main problem with Aquaman is that, of all The Leaguers, He's just a little too specialized. I mean when the gang gets together to go fight Lex Luthors newest giant robot menagerie at his new mountain top installation...Well...Aquaman isn't really gonna be helping out much there, despite the fact that he offers to carry a bucket of squid with himself into battle. But the team doesn't really have the heart to turn him away, because he's an excellent cook. Plus, everytime they leave the ready room; Aquaman hits them with that stupid, vacant, slightly endearing "Can I come?" smile...And it's all they can do to just quickly rush out the door, while his eyes damn the back of their heads as they leave.
Plastic Man: He's plastic, man. I will say that he's one of the funnier league members. Trying to say much else of note about him would be stretching it though. Yes. That hurt me a little bit inside.
Hawkman: Can fly. With the help of a suit. Apparently he's also rich, and something of a scientist. Whatever.
The Atom: Man. I really, really want to like The Atom. The problem here is much the same as my issue with Aquaman - The Atom is just too specialized. They can't ever come up with something for The Atom to do that doesn't just seem completely contrived. I keep waiting for Batman to put The Atom in a pouch on his belt and start referring to him as Lockpick, or maybe Remote Device.
So there you have it. My issues with The League. It took me longer than you'd think to make this post. Days even.
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Black dark wet slithering.....
..Rage has been known to over take me at times. For many reasons. But now one of my biggest anger management issues is the car radio. An open note to the music enthusiast: I am glad that you own what you feel is a nice car. It's nice to know you put aside the money for the stereo system in said car. Please enjoy your music. Hell, crank it if you feel the need......However. Do not blare your music outside my window. How loud is too loud? It's a simple test. If your music makes me window shake, it's too loud. That's a decent amount of leeway you understand. Because even hearing your stereo makes me mad. So that's really quite generous of me. The thing that bothers me is the inherent...challenge in blasting your music. Sure...You're enjoying it...But let's face it....You're also curious as to if it will bug me. Also, what do you care? Chances are always in your favor that I won't say anything, because that's one of the flaws of polite society. It's a catch 22. You are being impolite by blaring your music. But I'd nervous about asking you to turn it down, because what if you said no? I mean what do I do then? Call the police? Also, why is it that minorities, and you'll forgive what I consider only a slight generalization, seem to be the worst offenders? And to further single them out, I mainly refer to black people. People who's biggest beef is being harassed..............did I miss something there? Also, have you ever noticed that usually the music being blasted is rap? I find this a little strange. It's like rap has become the anthem of car radio enthusiasts. If I were in my humpty....Well I'd be within my rights to broadcast some tears for fears or toadies or what have you. I just don't get it. And people can't explain it to me entirely to my satisfaction. So the next time you pass a dude slamming a little "Video killed the radio star" down on you, be sure to give me a wave.
Thursday, July 21, 2005
So you say you wanna be a Quest Super Star, Big horse, five swords?
I have already made previous mention of my problem with certain types of games on a previous post. It seems however that I overlooked something: Adventure games. I like adventure games. I enjoy the acquisition of new items and the implementation of them against my foes and or fiendishly clever puzzle rooms. Not that most of them end up fiendishly clever, but I digress. One of the most iconic adventure game stars when I was a kid....Heck to present day even....Is Link, of Legend of Zelda fame? I think he's been in one or two other games as well. I like this guy, I sympathize with his plight. He is a character stripped of choice and control of or over his destiny, and thrust into a quest not of his own choosing. What's that you say? Link is a hero? Link does what's right despite all consequence? Or maybe, MAYBE he is a beleaguered village youth.
In his first game, The Legend of Zelda, Link see a woman being beset upon by nefariously pixellated scum, and dispatches them. After all, he'd already seen it happening...And he felt uncomfortable with just strolling on by. He felt guilty. And there's the question of common decency. And hey....Maybe she knew where he could find that pesky bow. This was not the case, as the young lady...Who's name was imp, well it just so turns out that she's the PRINCESS'S handmaiden! Good stuff! At this point Link is certain she'll know where he can find a bow, courts are FULL of bows....And yet...She seemed to be looking into his eyes...And telling him something about being Anon. No....No that's not quite right. Something about Ganon. Impa was telling him he needed to find all these pieces of something called the Triforce of Wisdom. Because apparently this Zelda thought'd be a good idea to smash it and hide the pieces. At this point our man Link gets excited. He inquires if Impa has one of these pieces. That'd be something to show the village! She says no.....But starts to direct him vaguely to one of the pieces. It is at this point that Link becomes alarmed. Why was she telling him this? He did her a favor. So to repay him, Impa charges him with some sort of QUEST? Link found that this really chafed. Impa was saying something else now though....Something about.....how pretty the Princess was. Yes, that's right, Pretty and Grateful entered the conversation. Link reluctantly started to cave at this point. Those were two of his favorite words...and she was giving him a small bit of money. She was also telling him something about an old wise man. And something called heart containers. How ludicrous. Impa is ecstatic with the agreement of Link to help the kingdom of Hyrule to defeat Ganon, and bids him luck. Our hero nods, and with reluctant vigilance, sets out on his path to glory.
This is a theme post. Further installments of my takes on Link's adventures will arrive at my discretion. So, tough titty.
In his first game, The Legend of Zelda, Link see a woman being beset upon by nefariously pixellated scum, and dispatches them. After all, he'd already seen it happening...And he felt uncomfortable with just strolling on by. He felt guilty. And there's the question of common decency. And hey....Maybe she knew where he could find that pesky bow. This was not the case, as the young lady...Who's name was imp, well it just so turns out that she's the PRINCESS'S handmaiden! Good stuff! At this point Link is certain she'll know where he can find a bow, courts are FULL of bows....And yet...She seemed to be looking into his eyes...And telling him something about being Anon. No....No that's not quite right. Something about Ganon. Impa was telling him he needed to find all these pieces of something called the Triforce of Wisdom. Because apparently this Zelda thought'd be a good idea to smash it and hide the pieces. At this point our man Link gets excited. He inquires if Impa has one of these pieces. That'd be something to show the village! She says no.....But starts to direct him vaguely to one of the pieces. It is at this point that Link becomes alarmed. Why was she telling him this? He did her a favor. So to repay him, Impa charges him with some sort of QUEST? Link found that this really chafed. Impa was saying something else now though....Something about.....how pretty the Princess was. Yes, that's right, Pretty and Grateful entered the conversation. Link reluctantly started to cave at this point. Those were two of his favorite words...and she was giving him a small bit of money. She was also telling him something about an old wise man. And something called heart containers. How ludicrous. Impa is ecstatic with the agreement of Link to help the kingdom of Hyrule to defeat Ganon, and bids him luck. Our hero nods, and with reluctant vigilance, sets out on his path to glory.
This is a theme post. Further installments of my takes on Link's adventures will arrive at my discretion. So, tough titty.
Sunday, July 17, 2005
Particles
I'm pretty much a guy of routine. I hadn't necessarily thought about it before, but it's undeniable true. I do the same set of things each day. I pack my day with very little, but seem to prefer it that way. I say seem to, because occasionally I get bored, but I break it up with fits of worry, or very slight bursts of energy. Over all I'm pretty comfortable.....But that's actually kind of a lie isn't it? There are things I don't like about my life.....But I don't change them, because I'm just not down with change. This is of course, not to say that I am incapable of change, in the last few years I've made positive changes in my life in addition to the stagnation I feel. I'm not even asking for advice really, because I am the maker of my own path. I was simply bemused earlier, when I went to a friends blog earlier, and saw that she had talked with a someone I used to know. I didn't like that person for awhile.....But really now I have no ill will. It also got me thinking about how much, and how little things change with time. I mean it's strange isn't it? I have trouble looking for inspiration for much in my life, but I notice that my friends seem to be doing better, and I feel pride for them. I'm in a strange mood today really. I say today, but I really mean lately. My apathy is at the forefront lately. Mayhaps it's just the weather. It's certainly not doing much for this rambling is it? C'est la vie.......
In other news, my boss Karl has a sister. A sister that I do not like. She and her husband get an obscene amount of money each month, on account of the fact that her husband is connected to an oil family. So they get something of an allowance if you will. It's in the 5 digit range. Per month. And these people are dumb and to make it worse, selfish. Now this bothers me, because they don't really invest it, they cant get jobs, or wont, and they are having trouble living on the sum they have. Holy crap. Also, Karl's sister will pitch fits, and throw her wedding ring out of the car window. Like several months ago when she decided tossing a 5,000 dollar ring out on the side of the highway would be ok because well.....She could always just get another one. I feel the need to steal from these people. To free them of the burden of their wealth. To scam them...Much as Robin Hood might....In order that I might get give from them, the richer, unto me, the poorer. They are extremely religious on top of being dumb. Did I mention that? These people are ripe for the plucking. So the idea I had was to sell them particle free air. What is particle free air you ask? I'm so glad you did! You see, people get sick....Most often times sick in their houses (If you read the appropriately skewed medical papers).......Due to too many particles in the air. The problem is, you see, that particles can be made of anything really can't they? I mean....We can't ever be sure what we're breathing in at any time can we? That's why I provide this surface...Yes indeed. You see....All you need to do is just gently remove the out side packaging of this box....Without disturbing the seal....That's it, and then you carefully use the complimentary box cutter to place incisions in the clearly marked "saturation portals" the slight hissing you hear from the specially lined package inside is the escape of the Particle Free Air into your house. The PFA from this point will then neutralize up to three of the rooms in your house....For up to 10 days! This first box is only 30 dollars. After this one, you can buy the bigger full house boxes for 80 dollars a piece. And the system works! If you don't notice how breathable your air is afterwards? We'll give you most of your money back!
Particle free air. Help your house breathe easier.
In other news, my boss Karl has a sister. A sister that I do not like. She and her husband get an obscene amount of money each month, on account of the fact that her husband is connected to an oil family. So they get something of an allowance if you will. It's in the 5 digit range. Per month. And these people are dumb and to make it worse, selfish. Now this bothers me, because they don't really invest it, they cant get jobs, or wont, and they are having trouble living on the sum they have. Holy crap. Also, Karl's sister will pitch fits, and throw her wedding ring out of the car window. Like several months ago when she decided tossing a 5,000 dollar ring out on the side of the highway would be ok because well.....She could always just get another one. I feel the need to steal from these people. To free them of the burden of their wealth. To scam them...Much as Robin Hood might....In order that I might get give from them, the richer, unto me, the poorer. They are extremely religious on top of being dumb. Did I mention that? These people are ripe for the plucking. So the idea I had was to sell them particle free air. What is particle free air you ask? I'm so glad you did! You see, people get sick....Most often times sick in their houses (If you read the appropriately skewed medical papers).......Due to too many particles in the air. The problem is, you see, that particles can be made of anything really can't they? I mean....We can't ever be sure what we're breathing in at any time can we? That's why I provide this surface...Yes indeed. You see....All you need to do is just gently remove the out side packaging of this box....Without disturbing the seal....That's it, and then you carefully use the complimentary box cutter to place incisions in the clearly marked "saturation portals" the slight hissing you hear from the specially lined package inside is the escape of the Particle Free Air into your house. The PFA from this point will then neutralize up to three of the rooms in your house....For up to 10 days! This first box is only 30 dollars. After this one, you can buy the bigger full house boxes for 80 dollars a piece. And the system works! If you don't notice how breathable your air is afterwards? We'll give you most of your money back!
Particle free air. Help your house breathe easier.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
The wheels, the wheels they aaarrreee a tuuuurnin'........
Blogging, is a strange thing. You start it just for kicks, and people read it, and then they are all like "You need to post again." Thereby tacking on a level of responisibility you weren't neccesarily shooting for.......but at the same time part of you feels warm and fuzzy because someone is urging you to post again because they found something about your blog entertaning. Or suppose you post something in your blog that someone takes issue with? That's a double edged sword in particular, because you probably wrote whatever it was out of a sentiment to amuse, enlighten, or grouse upon....and if they don't like it...well you can't very well say sorry can you?
Ah, another 4th of July is behind me. I hope you enjoyed your yearly shout out America. That having been said, I can't honestly remember exactly when I lost interest in celebrating the 4th. Also.....I dunno....I mean it seems like the 4th of July is kind of like...I dunno....Easter. I mean it's fun, everyone has a good time - but the customs don't necessarily stand up to close scrutiny. That's not entirely fair though I suppose. I mean...Rocket's red glare, flag was still there = set some rockets off. Whereas Christian peoples really enjoy chocolate eggs, so they slapped the Death of Christ tag on what I think was a pagan holiday...So that they could sort of just say it coincides. Eddie Izzard is the man to look for for a better take on that whole rant. I have some friends who are Mormon. I wonder if Easter is a big deal for them.........
Where was I? Oh yeah. Public safety. People. Signal your lane changes and turns. You don't even have to be a good driver for any other reason. When you slow down inexplicably, back up without looking, or park in a fire lane......I'll give you all of these. Just signal. Or, and more to the point....Please, please don't change lanes in the midst of a turn at a busy intersection. Note that I even gave you an out. If it's NOT busy, do what you like! But when it's busy, and you put my life in danger like that? It makes me so angry the blood in my face boils. I think it does anyway. I cant really speak on the factuality of that, because I think that might kill someone in reality. But it's the closest approximation I can think of. Anyway, signaling is an idea we can all get behind you know? And I can't stress this enough- No one is asking you to drive better! Heaven's no! Just signal properly, so people can deduce your crackpot schemes ahead of time.
Let's see.... ..... ....... Ah. Yes, if you are going to play a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee, and my roommate smiles agreeably at you- be afraid. Be very afraid. While I did ok, I must of my own free will admit that he was better. Josh fell into his old rhythm of kicking butt fairly quickly. It made me think back to when Andy and Cainnum would be with us too. He's very good at that game, and he weathered my complaints of blaming it on the levels with quiet dignity.
Also, I dunno if you read this blog Richard. But I loathe you sir. You do not deserve to win.
I think that about wraps up this post. If it seemed a little abrupt- Don't worry! It was!
For lunch today I had a Dr. Pepper.
Peace out.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Public safety. People. Signal your lane changes and turns. You don't even have to be a good driver for any other reason. When you slow down inexplicably, back up without looking, or park in a fire lane......I'll give you all of these. Just signal. Or, and more to the point....Please, please don't change lanes in the midst of a turn at a busy intersection. Note that I even gave you an out. If it's NOT busy, do what you like! But when it's busy, and you put my life in danger like that? It makes me so angry the blood in my face boils. I think it does anyway. I cant really speak on the factuality of that, because I think that might kill someone in reality. But it's the closest approximation I can think of. Anyway, signaling is an idea we can all get behind you know? And I can't stress this enough- No one is asking you to drive better! Heaven's no! Just signal properly, so people can deduce your crackpot schemes ahead of time.
Let's see.... ..... ....... Ah. Yes, if you are going to play a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee, and my roommate smiles agreeably at you- be afraid. Be very afraid. While I did ok, I must of my own free will admit that he was better. Josh fell into his old rhythm of kicking butt fairly quickly. It made me think back to when Andy and Cainnum would be with us too. He's very good at that game, and he weathered my complaints of blaming it on the levels with quiet dignity.
Also, I dunno if you read this blog Richard. But I loathe you sir. You do not deserve to win.
I think that about wraps up this post. If it seemed a little abrupt- Don't worry! It was!
For lunch today I had a Dr. Pepper.
Peace out.
Thursday, June 16, 2005
But you can't take the sky from me....
I actually sat forward when I read this:
http://www.tv.com/story/story.html&story_id=335
Thank you Jebus. Thank you Sci Fi. Thank You Cainnum.
We can only hope.
Insert restrained glee here.
http://www.tv.com/story/story.html&story_id=335
Thank you Jebus. Thank you Sci Fi. Thank You Cainnum.
We can only hope.
Insert restrained glee here.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
S'Q you man.
So I took an I.Q. test the other day. I did so at the urging of my good friend Josh. Had I been left to my own devices, I would have kept going through life with the blind acceptance that I was dumber than a lot of other people - and that's .....O.K.
However, Josh's encouragement was infectious, and after a surprisingly brief amount of prodding (though I'm sure Josh wouldn't entirely agree with my sentiment that it was brief), and a bit of grousing, I found that I was actually kind of excited on some level. I'm pretty down on myself. My self esteem is pretty shot. So I figured, what's the harm in trying to exceed my own expectations? So I took the test.....And really it wasn't so bad. It was brief, which helped a lot with convincing me that I hadn't undertaken some sort of Herculean task. It was also timed, and I finished before being timed out. Another plus in my personal book. I was feeling pretty decent. Even optimistic. I hope my use of past tense hasn't given anything away. I clicked finished, and waited for my results to tally. Was I a genius? Have I worried all this time for nothing? Was I merely above average? Such a thing would still have bolstered my optimism. Alas, I was tallied....And found to be in the "Lower Average" demographic of people that had taken the test. Ouch huh? I felt like crap. I mean, it was a *real* buzz kill. One of my negative paradigms, instead of being shattered, had been bolstered. It hurt. Josh told me the test was skewed, and said he'd find me a different one. And, to be fair, it did consist of only 30 questions. And two of the questions I got wrong were mainly wrong just because I got in a hurry. But I can't lie. Getting a 93 hurt. Still, today I've found I'm not as disappointed with myself today as I was yesterday. One of the main reasons I'm not.....Is because I took the test. This probably won't impress very many people, but it makes me feel good about myself because I tried. I mean, I underwhelmed myself a little, but I still took a swing at the ball. Trying things when you aren't used to trying at all can sometimes be very liberating. I have a complex about "my place" in life. I'm used to telling myself that I can only rise so far. But after I took the test....Josh and I went over it and we both realized that there were several questions I got wrong that I wouldn't have if I had just concentrated more and psyched myself out less. It's not a lesson I've learned entirely.......But it's starting to occur to me that it's at least possible to try something. Even if you aren't certain it can be done.....Because that's how things get done sometimes. So I scored low, sure. It's also the first IQ test I've ever taken...........And I think it's possible that I might just surprise myself in the future. Im kind of looking forward to another chance sometime.
Give my friend Lisa's blog a gander at www.recreationaluse.blogspot.com It's a gas.
However, Josh's encouragement was infectious, and after a surprisingly brief amount of prodding (though I'm sure Josh wouldn't entirely agree with my sentiment that it was brief), and a bit of grousing, I found that I was actually kind of excited on some level. I'm pretty down on myself. My self esteem is pretty shot. So I figured, what's the harm in trying to exceed my own expectations? So I took the test.....And really it wasn't so bad. It was brief, which helped a lot with convincing me that I hadn't undertaken some sort of Herculean task. It was also timed, and I finished before being timed out. Another plus in my personal book. I was feeling pretty decent. Even optimistic. I hope my use of past tense hasn't given anything away. I clicked finished, and waited for my results to tally. Was I a genius? Have I worried all this time for nothing? Was I merely above average? Such a thing would still have bolstered my optimism. Alas, I was tallied....And found to be in the "Lower Average" demographic of people that had taken the test. Ouch huh? I felt like crap. I mean, it was a *real* buzz kill. One of my negative paradigms, instead of being shattered, had been bolstered. It hurt. Josh told me the test was skewed, and said he'd find me a different one. And, to be fair, it did consist of only 30 questions. And two of the questions I got wrong were mainly wrong just because I got in a hurry. But I can't lie. Getting a 93 hurt. Still, today I've found I'm not as disappointed with myself today as I was yesterday. One of the main reasons I'm not.....Is because I took the test. This probably won't impress very many people, but it makes me feel good about myself because I tried. I mean, I underwhelmed myself a little, but I still took a swing at the ball. Trying things when you aren't used to trying at all can sometimes be very liberating. I have a complex about "my place" in life. I'm used to telling myself that I can only rise so far. But after I took the test....Josh and I went over it and we both realized that there were several questions I got wrong that I wouldn't have if I had just concentrated more and psyched myself out less. It's not a lesson I've learned entirely.......But it's starting to occur to me that it's at least possible to try something. Even if you aren't certain it can be done.....Because that's how things get done sometimes. So I scored low, sure. It's also the first IQ test I've ever taken...........And I think it's possible that I might just surprise myself in the future. Im kind of looking forward to another chance sometime.
Give my friend Lisa's blog a gander at www.recreationaluse.blogspot.com It's a gas.
Friday, May 27, 2005
Supplies!
"Surprise." Get it? Ah well.
So it's summer time again, my apathy is now a wee bit more present as it responds well to heat apparently. and things seem pretty bleh. Met a few people through myspace.com....and I guess I'm fairly pleased. Meeting people is sort of nice, especially when I can exercise the process of it in a controlled environment. Josh and, to a far lesser extent, I have been buying a lot of sandwich stuffs. It seems fairly economic, for the most part, and sammiches are tasty. We've also discussed buying plants. Semi seriously. We discovered we like a little green, and most of the time our patio space does seem pretty wrecked, so I'm pretty for the whole idea. I stand to make a little money from my mother, because she's selling the last bit of land she owns in New Mexico. I'm fairly pleased, but I know I'll end up spending some of it responsibly. Damn it. I've also noticed that people around me seem a little irrational lately. Which means I guess I am being a little irrational too if it's the weather...Which I think is a strong contributor. This doesn't apply to all my friends, but It's something I've noticed. Denton feels like a soup most of the time now, and I don't know whether to walk out of my apartment, or dog paddle. It's been slightly better today.
A note to cainnum. Star Wars was highly decent. I loved it compared to the last two films, but the discontinuity, and the abrupt inclusion of elements that don't impact the plot made me weary. Good action, some surprisingly decent acting, and a better sense of pacing all made this movie stand out above the last two installments. I, even in my Star Wars Trivial Pursuit glory, still can't give it much higher marks though. It also disappoints me....Because George Lucas used to be so much better. Maybe it's because he has kids now, or maybe it's because he's just older.......But the movies lacked a certain amount of depth. There are some noticeable exceptions in this movie.....Such as the solid performance by Ian McDiarmid as Emperor Palpatine, but it still showed some very rough edges. Otherwise, I really don't have many complaints. I'll probably end up seeing it again at some point. Today I made chicken spaghetti for lunch. It was ok. Salute!
So it's summer time again, my apathy is now a wee bit more present as it responds well to heat apparently. and things seem pretty bleh. Met a few people through myspace.com....and I guess I'm fairly pleased. Meeting people is sort of nice, especially when I can exercise the process of it in a controlled environment. Josh and, to a far lesser extent, I have been buying a lot of sandwich stuffs. It seems fairly economic, for the most part, and sammiches are tasty. We've also discussed buying plants. Semi seriously. We discovered we like a little green, and most of the time our patio space does seem pretty wrecked, so I'm pretty for the whole idea. I stand to make a little money from my mother, because she's selling the last bit of land she owns in New Mexico. I'm fairly pleased, but I know I'll end up spending some of it responsibly. Damn it. I've also noticed that people around me seem a little irrational lately. Which means I guess I am being a little irrational too if it's the weather...Which I think is a strong contributor. This doesn't apply to all my friends, but It's something I've noticed. Denton feels like a soup most of the time now, and I don't know whether to walk out of my apartment, or dog paddle. It's been slightly better today.
A note to cainnum. Star Wars was highly decent. I loved it compared to the last two films, but the discontinuity, and the abrupt inclusion of elements that don't impact the plot made me weary. Good action, some surprisingly decent acting, and a better sense of pacing all made this movie stand out above the last two installments. I, even in my Star Wars Trivial Pursuit glory, still can't give it much higher marks though. It also disappoints me....Because George Lucas used to be so much better. Maybe it's because he has kids now, or maybe it's because he's just older.......But the movies lacked a certain amount of depth. There are some noticeable exceptions in this movie.....Such as the solid performance by Ian McDiarmid as Emperor Palpatine, but it still showed some very rough edges. Otherwise, I really don't have many complaints. I'll probably end up seeing it again at some point. Today I made chicken spaghetti for lunch. It was ok. Salute!
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